| Quotes |
You're a closet freak." - Adam
Ah, sweet love - where he gets laid and you get fucked.
Die? In THIS racket?!" - Kung Fu Hustle
Don't have to be up for anything really - just naked sin and evil sex." - KickStandFrmHell
And I really like being close, because usually. . . . I'm far. - Margaret Cho
ADAM:Was there rough sex?
"Dude - if some Iraqi soldier guy - what do you call 'em - talibanditos - tried snatching me - I'd FLOOOOOOOOOR his ass" - I wish I could give credit for this, but I forgot who said it
I feel . . . pressure . . .tiny, tiny, tiny, little . . . . *gasp*PAIN!!!" - Adam
"That F-ing annoys the FUCK outta me" - Me
"I don't mean this to sound in a perverted way .............but, I love our sex, babe" - Andrew
My pedantry is sexy. - Me
Interesting . . . no, wait, the other thing - tedious.
I'm anti-aircraft - he's 747.
He who pays the fiddler calls the tunes.
"I had a cactus as a house plant once. And in a week it was dead. And I thought - I am less nourishing than a desert . . . " - Dimitri I-forgot-his-last-name
"Well, it's not whizbang, but . . . " - Adam
"You missed the "i". That was a whole syllable. You spelled one third of the word wrong!" - Luis
Amber said: I swear Dress Blues are like Kryptonite to a woman. It just knocks down all those defenses and lays you out flat.
"What's with women getting the tattoos right above the ass, with it going out across their hips? The female ass needs no dressing up - if I'm back there, I'm happy." - some other Comedy Central guy
Of course I want you to go with me. Baby, I have to go: it's what I do - and you're who I do - I just wanna be able to do what I do while I do who I do.
While calling for insurance quotes, sitting in my underwear, protesting to homeboy's request to stand up because I'm on the phone with an agent:
crumcake: stand up now
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